Relating to the opposite.

'Harold and Maude.' have you seen it? We were just merely glimmers in our parents eyes when it came out, if you are my age. Great movie. It's not that I've even seen it in recent memory, or anything, but it it a wonderful film none the less. The soundtrack is specifically Cat Stevens, which- first of all-totally gets my goat. And secondly, the songs don't fully match the movie. It all seems like its contracted. Harold is really a lesbian, and so is Maude. Their lesbian love affair is cute, and all. Except nobody is willing to come out of the closet. To really understand what I'm saying, you'll have to watch the fucking film. So, do it.
Coming out of a lesbian relationship and trying for something straight has become quite the feat. I guess I'm used to a needy woman who wants something more, something absolutely tangible. And fully attached. Hips and all.
When, as bisexual, going from man to woman, and vice-versa one ,just keep in mind the games played. If you have all been unaware, I would love to share. And possibly in list form, as I do not intend to edit this later:
Lesbians:
1. Are virtually incapable of having meaningless sex. One night stands are rare.
2. Mostly shave their beavers. The rumors are wrong. Fur pie doesn't sell. (Amalie)
3. Games are rarely played. Women have a tendency to be sincere. I know, weird.
4. Lesbians don't really hate men, most of them are grossed out by a real, human dick. Not because it's terribly ugly, but because it has the ability to be so dirty. You can't buy new dick with every relationship. Really, you just can't.
5. The sensual, soft touch of a woman is nothing like a man's. The foreplay is nothing comparable.
Straights:
Have a tendency to be the evil, contrary twin to lesbian relationships.
As many short, long, and in-between relationships that I've been in, I have never felt so connected to a straight man as I was when I was with a woman. Whether it is based on sex or sincere caring, really. Is that weird? I super feel that men like to wait yo see whether they are aware of their own patience or not. Perhaps hold out with their emotions until they can see that 'that one chick' is worthy. No- that's the wrong word- but perhaps 'capable' of making them happy. and, yes, I absolutely could be wrong. After all, I am a woman. So, I am sincere. And if I put my feelings out there from the get go, will they be appreciated? Or will they scare him off?
Probably.
Probably both. It's most likely nothing or everything. I've never settled. 'Jumped headlong into love with someone whom I thought was perfect. It works sometimes, other times my judgement's been shitty...and I ended up calling a cab.
It's funny how most love songs you hear on the radio are belted out by men. They must be closeted lesbians; trapped in a man's body. They must be trannys. Cat Stevens is a fucking dyke. For the record, I don't want to play games. I hate them. If I say that i am interested, I am. If you would like to get to know me, do it. We can all learn a lot from lesbians. From women, in general. Do what you say, and say what you mean.